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Size Queen

from Size Queen by Middle-Aged Queers

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    200 copies with half-and-half color vinyl (THIS)
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    Heads it's queercore, tails it's queercore! Either way, you win! One side contains Middle-Aged Queers' sizzling summer single "Size Queen" while the side's got the previously unreleased hit "Death Threat" from our comrades Lolly Gaggers!

    200 copies with half-and-half color vinyl (NOT THIS)
    100 copies with splatter color vinyl (THIS)

    Images are composites; your record may vary.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Size Queen via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Our side of an upcoming split 8inch record with our pals and fellow Bay Area queercore band, Lolly Gaggers!

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A ruler to measure my worth
Tape measure determines my girth
Size queen, Size queen,
Size queen you’ll fucking take it

Doom Grindr scrolling
Or left on in your pocket
Like a fisherman trolling
Dragged across the bottom
Lures and your bait
Throw back anything that smaller than 8
Rumination, indecision as the menu loads,
Appetite destruction, feed your god sized holes
Pop pop pop poppers the predator is closing
Pound of flesh, your hunter’s trophy

Duplication of cishet roles
Saluting the highest flagpoles
Inhale, inhale
Inhale don’t ever fake it

Piece of meat, just a cock, taking it on your back
The pillow talk is pointless, save your energy for the sack
Preference for the humongous, let the weigh in begin
Cruising for a bruising, walk a mile for every inch

More saliva forms on your tongue,
In a quest for Attila the hung.
Size queen, size queen,
Size queen, capture and vanquish

A ruler to measure my worth
Tape measure determines my girth
Size queen, size queen,
Size queen you’ll fucking take it

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from Size Queen, released June 4, 2021
Engineered by Bart Thurber. Guest vocals by Mateo Campos.

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Middle-Aged Queers Oakland, California

Featuring ex-members of The Cost (Lookout Records), Fang (Boner Records), The Insaints (Maximumrocknroll Records), and The Shondes, Middle-Aged Queers are seasoned rascals on a mission to make punk rock gay again. Over four years of existence, they have taken their frenzied live show from coast-to-coast, including appearances at Gainesville's Fest, Montreal's Pouzza, Punk Rock Bowling, and more. ... more

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