2023 Singles, by Middle-Aged Queers

2023 Singles

by Middle-Aged Queers

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1.	What's Your Favorite Kink? 01:52	lyrics	buy track
What’s your favorite kink? What’s your favorite kink? What’s your favorite kink? What’s your favorite kink? What’s your favorite kink? The one you won’t tell your shrink? Or is it just a kitchen sink of fetishes? Let’s open up your mind and see Is it puppy play or is it pee? I’m sorry for the false binary; you can have both No judgements, I don’t wanna shame If you're a furry or you get off on pain Would you like it if I gave you a name, you dirty pig? Coded hanky on the left or the right An old tradition that never grows trite Let us all know how you’re gunna spend the night What’s your favorite kink? What’s your favorite kink? What’s your favorite kink? What’s your favorite kink? What’s your favorite? What’s your favorite? What’s your favorite? What’s your favorite kink?
2.	Anal Beads 02:20 video	lyrics	buy track
Miles and miles between us And you feel the span of distance on the inside And the rosary can’t seems to count the prayers Orbits of oceans to plunder Though the boats docked at the harbor We’re at low tide Hold my breath we’ll harvest pearls Private birthday party Red pinata shower of favors on the no-shows Make a wish, don’t tell me Penny too small for your thoughts Need a quarter after the hour Turn and churn it You’re my gumball machine I’m on my knees Begging you please For this one deed Your anal beads Your anal beads Pull ‘em pull ‘em softly Then you go hard, popping, popping Then we’ll both sigh our relief Your anal beads I can’t seem to tell you You insert without any prompting What it means to me Oh sweetheart please Go gently through the night The subtle popping of these moments has got me begging you please This dance with you Sweetest dance that two can do I can only cherish the love between us two I’m on my knees Begging you please For this one deed Your anal beads Your anal beads
3.	This Song Is Sponsored By Absolut Vodka 02:51	lyrics	buy track
You’ve got a gay boss man at your startup so you’ll be marching At this years pride parade, they’ll put a rainbow on your logo You’ll walk your city blocks Marking the anniversary of When a fearless leader named Tim Cook Threw the first brick at Stonewall Ride that float, and throw out beads White collar squares present diversity Attentive crowds for their marketing Take out the gay, replace with bourgeoisie Blocks and blocks of corporations Wells Fargo loves dual income And no kids, what a market! Lock in a low interest mortgage At the booth, get a keychain and a pink frisbee it’s next to the dance stage sponsored by Target and Absolut Citron Ride that float, and throw out beads White collar squares present diversity Attentive crowds for their marketing Take out the gay, replace with bourgeoisie
4.	Sleep Long (Operation Ivy cover) 02:10	info	buy track

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Songs that were released in 2023.

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released January 9, 2024

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Middle-Aged Queers Oakland, California

Featuring ex-members of The Cost (Lookout Records), Fang (Boner Records), The Insaints (Maximumrocknroll Records), and The Shondes, Middle-Aged Queers are seasoned rascals on a mission to make punk rock gay again. Over four years of existence, they have taken their frenzied live show from coast-to-coast, including appearances at Gainesville's Fest, Montreal's Pouzza, Punk Rock Bowling, and more. ... more

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Apr 27

Enclave Caracol

Tijuana, Mexico
Apr 28

The Sardine

San Pedro, CA
May 3

Ivy Room

Albany, CA
May 14

Vox Populi

Philadelphia, PA
May 15

Bowery Electric

New York (NYC), NY
May 16

Thirsty First Tavern & Grill

Lowell, MA
May 17

Despacito

Burlington, VT
May 18

Théâtre Ste-Catherine

Montreal, QC
May 23

Gilman Street

Berkeley, CA
May 30

San Francisco Eagle Bar

San Francisco, CA

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