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  • T-Shirt/Shirt

    You get both our debut record AND our classic "Golden Girls" t-shirt.

    Thank you for being a friend, friend!
    ships out within 15 days

      $35 USD or more 

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Limited edition transition color record – only 4 copies in the universe, and every copy is unique! Transition records are the records made while the press is transitioning from one color to another. This is the RAREST version of this record; even the test pressing copies exceeded this amount!

    Each record comes hand numbered with an 11x17 promotional poster that was to be used on our (very much cancelled) 2020 tour.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Too F*g For Love via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 7 days
    3 remaining

      $50 USD or more 

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Second pressing. This batch is limited edition of 250 copies on clear wax with silver and pink splatters.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Too F*g For Love via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 30 days
    edition of 250  45 remaining

      $20 USD or more 

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Second pressing! This variant was commissioned by Sell the Heart Records who helped catapult into queer rock sublebrities in the midst of a global pandemic!
    This batch is limited edition of 50 copies on white wax with silver and pink splatters.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Too F*g For Love via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 30 days
    edition of 50  4 remaining

      $20 USD or more 

     

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

about

Our Theme Song is about loving yourself as a seasoned queer person in a culture that prioritizes youth and heteronormativity. The line 'go fuck yourself' is actually meant as a positive; masturbation should be sex with someone you love!

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We are the queers.
The Middle-Aged Queers.
We’re the fucking queers.
Go fuck yourself.
I was in the front lines
when it was past your bedtime.
Our hearts are pumping lube and
glitter.
Yours are filled with kitty litter.
We’re rising from the smoke and rubble.
Just in time to burst your bubble
Go fuck yourself ..

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from Too F​*​g For Love, released March 14, 2020

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Middle-Aged Queers Oakland, California

Featuring ex-members of The Cost (Lookout Records), Fang (Boner Records), The Insaints (Maximumrocknroll Records), and The Shondes, Middle-Aged Queers are seasoned rascals on a mission to make punk rock gay again. Over four years of existence, they have taken their frenzied live show from coast-to-coast, including appearances at Gainesville's Fest, Montreal's Pouzza, Punk Rock Bowling, and more. ... more

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