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  • T-Shirt/Shirt

    You get both our debut record AND our classic "Golden Girls" t-shirt.

    Thank you for being a friend, friend!
    ships out within 15 days

      $35 USD or more 

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Limited edition transition color record – only 4 copies in the universe, and every copy is unique! Transition records are the records made while the press is transitioning from one color to another. This is the RAREST version of this record; even the test pressing copies exceeded this amount!

    Each record comes hand numbered with an 11x17 promotional poster that was to be used on our (very much cancelled) 2020 tour.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Too F*g For Love via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 7 days
    3 remaining

      $50 USD or more 

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Second pressing. This batch is limited edition of 250 copies on clear wax with silver and pink splatters.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Too F*g For Love via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 30 days
    edition of 250  45 remaining

      $20 USD or more 

     

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Second pressing! This variant was commissioned by Sell the Heart Records who helped catapult into queer rock sublebrities in the midst of a global pandemic!
    This batch is limited edition of 50 copies on white wax with silver and pink splatters.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Too F*g For Love via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 30 days
    edition of 50  7 remaining

      $20 USD or more 

     

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

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lyrics

I know you, you shamster. I saw your smirking, grinning, noddling through
the day and I knew you’d lied.
With mincing steps, you gated before men, shouting of your valor. Yet you, you idiot, I knew you were lying!

Flashback to a room you’ve never been in.
Trashcan. If you can’t refuse to reuse.
Smash hand when the cards have all been played.
Last dance when the past will be here so soon.

I know you, you shamster! I heard you honeying your words, Licking your lips and smacking them over, twiddling your thumbs.

I know you, you shamster!
You are the world the world knows.
You are the me the world knows.

This planshet won’t move itself.
It glides towards what is real.
True horror sets, cardboard and felt, candle wax and lipstick smears.
Know not the hedgerows hammers.
Time yellowed, just like us.
Let all their minds tend to the past.
Midnight oil or I will rust.

Hold on, move on.
Float by, by line.

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from Too F​*​g For Love, released March 14, 2020

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Middle-Aged Queers Oakland, California

Featuring ex-members of The Cost (Lookout Records), Fang (Boner Records), The Insaints (Maximumrocknroll Records), and The Shondes, Middle-Aged Queers are seasoned rascals on a mission to make punk rock gay again. Over four years of existence, they have taken their frenzied live show from coast-to-coast, including appearances at Gainesville's Fest, Montreal's Pouzza, Punk Rock Bowling, and more. ... more

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