You get both our debut record AND our classic "Golden Girls" t-shirt.
Thank you for being a friend, friend!
Reverse Rainbow Tie-Dye Shirt
$25 USD
Limited Edition 12" Vinyl by Wax Mage
$25 USD
DCxPC Live Vol. 26: Middle-Aged Queers / Raging Nathans – Live split + T-Shirt Bundle
$47 USD
Shout At The Hetero - T-Shirt
$20 USD
Shout At The Hetero - T-Shirt (Purple)
$20 USD
Shout At The Hetero – Camouflage Green "EcoMix" 10" Vinyl Record
$15 USD
Too F*g For Love – Too Fag For Love - "Lube & Glitter" Edition
$20 USD
Golden Girls + Crass Parody T-Shirt
$20 USD
Booty Shorts
$25 USD
Too F*g For Love – "Transition" Vinyl - Very Limited! Only *FOUR* Copies in Existence!
$50 USD
Button: Anita Bryant Gets a Pie in the Face
$2 USD
Hanky
$15 USD
Album Bundle! 20 Inches of Vinyl!
$35 USD
Vinyl Bundle! 34 Inches of Vinyl!
$42 USD
Green Day Parody T-shirt (Black)
$20 USD
Gay Edge Hardcore T-Shirt
$15 USD
SALE: Gay Edge Hardcore - Crewneck Sweatshirt
$20 USD
Shout At The Hetero – Clear With Black Splatter 10" Vinyl Record
$20 USD
Shout At The Hetero – Shout at the Hetero - CD
$15 USD
Gary's Satanic Mill – "Gary's Satanic Mill" Picture Disc
$13 USD
Gary's Satanic Mill – "Gary's Satanic Mill" Picture Disc - Limited Edition Variant
$30 USD
Size Queen – "Size Queen" Split with Lolly Gaggers - Limited Edition Splatter
$10 USD
Size Queen – "Size Queen" Split with Lolly Gaggers - Limited Edition 50/50 pink and green vinyl
$9 USD
Too F*g For Love – Too Fag For Love - "Sell The Heart" Edition
$20 USD
Stickers!
$7 USD
FEST Camp Counselor T-Shirt
$25 USD
Middle-Aged Queers + The Homobiles "Pretty Gay" Summer 2022 Tour T-Shirt
$10 USD
Mystery Shirt!
$10 USD
Canvas Patch
$2 USD
Pink Rainbow Glitter Button
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Shout At The Hetero – Pink & Black 10" Vinyl Record
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Anal Beads - 5-Inch Lathe Cut "Toy" Record
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Middle-Aged Queers Oakland, California
Featuring ex-members of The Cost (Lookout Records), Fang (Boner Records), The Insaints (Maximumrocknroll Records), and The Shondes, Middle-Aged Queers are seasoned rascals on a mission to make punk rock gay again. Over four years of existence, they have taken their frenzied live show from coast-to-coast, including appearances at Gainesville's Fest, Montreal's Pouzza, Punk Rock Bowling, and more. ... more
