Parody of 90's East Coast Hardcore merch.
HELP ME GET THESE OUT OF MY ATTIC! We're selling these for the manufacturing cost. It's cold outside! Save big, stay warm, and help us make room for other Middle-Aged Queers merch.
ALSO INCLUDES: A digital download of our 2021 EP "Gary's Satanic Mills"
Includes unlimited streaming of
Gary's Satanic Mill
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
DCxPC Live Vol. 26: Middle-Aged Queers / Raging Nathans – Live split + T-Shirt Bundle
$47 USD
Limited Edition 12" Vinyl by Wax Mage
$25 USD
Shout At The Hetero – Camouflage Green "EcoMix" 10" Vinyl Record
$15 USD
Too F*g For Love – Too Fag For Love - "Lube & Glitter" Edition
$20 USD
Too F*g For Love – "Transition" Vinyl - Very Limited! Only *FOUR* Copies in Existence!
$50 USD
"Too Fag For Love" Record + Shirt Bundle
$35 USD
Booty Shorts
$25 USD
Golden Girls + Crass Parody T-Shirt
$20 USD
Shout at the Hetero - Zip-Up Hoodie
$39 USD
Shout at the Hetero - Tank Top
$21 USD
Shout At The Hetero - T-Shirt
$20 USD
Shout At The Hetero - T-Shirt (Purple)
$20 USD
Button: Anita Bryant Gets a Pie in the Face
$2 USD
Hanky
$15 USD
Album Bundle! 20 Inches of Vinyl!
$35 USD
Vinyl Bundle! 34 Inches of Vinyl!
$42 USD
Stickers!
$7 USD
Green Day Parody T-shirt (Hand Tie-Dye)
$25 USD
Green Day Parody T-shirt (Rainbow Tie-Dye Edition)
$30 USD
Green Day Parody T-shirt (Black)
$20 USD
Gay Edge Hardcore T-Shirt
$15 USD
Shout At The Hetero – Clear With Black Splatter 10" Vinyl Record
$20 USD
Shout At The Hetero – Shout at the Hetero - CD
$15 USD
Gary's Satanic Mill – "Gary's Satanic Mill" Picture Disc
$13 USD
Gary's Satanic Mill – "Gary's Satanic Mill" Picture Disc - Limited Edition Variant
$30 USD
Size Queen – "Size Queen" Split with Lolly Gaggers - Limited Edition Splatter
$10 USD
Size Queen – "Size Queen" Split with Lolly Gaggers - Limited Edition 50/50 pink and green vinyl
$9 USD
Too F*g For Love – Too Fag For Love - "Sell The Heart" Edition
$20 USD
FEST Camp Counselor T-Shirt
$25 USD
Middle-Aged Queers + The Homobiles "Pretty Gay" Summer 2022 Tour T-Shirt
$10 USD
Mystery Shirt!
$10 USD
Canvas Patch
$2 USD
Pink Rainbow Glitter Button
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Shout At The Hetero – Pink & Black 10" Vinyl Record
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Anal Beads - 5-Inch Lathe Cut "Toy" Record
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Middle-Aged Queers Oakland, California
Featuring ex-members of The Cost (Lookout Records), Fang (Boner Records), The Insaints (Maximumrocknroll Records), and The Shondes, Middle-Aged Queers are seasoned rascals on a mission to make punk rock gay again. Over four years of existence, they have taken their frenzied live show from coast-to-coast, including appearances at Gainesville's Fest, Montreal's Pouzza, Punk Rock Bowling, and more. ... more
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