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Size Queen

by Middle-Aged Queers

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    Heads it's queercore, tails it's queercore! Either way, you win! One side contains Middle-Aged Queers' sizzling summer single "Size Queen" while the side's got the previously unreleased hit "Death Threat" from our comrades Lolly Gaggers!

    200 copies with half-and-half color vinyl (NOT THIS)
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A ruler to measure my worth Tape measure determines my girth Size queen, Size queen, Size queen you’ll fucking take it Doom Grindr scrolling Or left on in your pocket Like a fisherman trolling Dragged across the bottom Lures and your bait Throw back anything that smaller than 8 Rumination, indecision as the menu loads, Appetite destruction, feed your god sized holes Pop pop pop poppers the predator is closing Pound of flesh, your hunter’s trophy Duplication of cishet roles Saluting the highest flagpoles Inhale, inhale Inhale don’t ever fake it Piece of meat, just a cock, taking it on your back The pillow talk is pointless, save your energy for the sack Preference for the humongous, let the weigh in begin Cruising for a bruising, walk a mile for every inch More saliva forms on your tongue, In a quest for Attila the hung. Size queen, size queen, Size queen, capture and vanquish A ruler to measure my worth Tape measure determines my girth Size queen, size queen, Size queen you’ll fucking take it

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released June 4, 2021

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Middle-Aged Queers Oakland, California

Featuring ex-members of The Cost (Lookout Records), Fang (Boner Records), The Insaints (Maximumrocknroll Records), and The Shondes, Middle-Aged Queers are seasoned rascals on a mission to make punk rock gay again. Over four years of existence, they have taken their frenzied live show from coast-to-coast, including appearances at Gainesville's Fest, Montreal's Pouzza, Punk Rock Bowling, and more. ... more

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